May 2013
303 posts
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I complain about this on occasion, and this is one of those times. FUCK YOU PENNSYLVANIA AND YOUR GODDAMN STATE OPERATED LIQUOR STORES! I have an urge to get a couple drinks after work, nothing unusual, except I get off work at 6AM, and I can’t buy alcohol in PA until 11AM at the earliest. *Quits bitching on tumblr and gets back to work*
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk
that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is
“But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to...”
– - David Wong
This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.
(via thecharles)
Śūnyatā: if there is one thing... →
bankuei:
cupcakesnotbombs:
navigatethestream:
its the notion of boycotts
you wanna know why the bus boycotts of the civil rights movement were so successful?
because an alternative black run transportation system was created for those who couldn’t walk to work or whatever they…
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
garrulouseccentric:
you know what bothers me the most about this show
the fact that walter writes in a mixture of minuscule and majuscule
… oh and i guess that body melting thing, that was kind of gross
myimpalaisbetterthanurs:
Plot twist: Hannibal turns into a wendigo
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
thegoddamazon:
thempress:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
Nigga. Yoooooooo.
sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:
I wrote a haiku
Light on creativity
Such a bad haiku
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
foxnewsoficial:
lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:
if you’re feeling stupid remember that there are people who think that:
dolphins are fish
the earth is flat and is 2013 years old
the sun is not a star
a gram of rocks is heavier than a gram of feathers
vegans get absolutely no protein
the iluminati is active
rape victims are asking for it
thanks lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions
